Sunday, March 27, 2011

The Hipstamatic shots...


Misc pics and video from the race...

Adrian races first.

Jesse's truck that goes boom.
(Cause Tigre and Bunny, they like the boom)
(Moderator apologizes for lack of boom in the video. 
 It does go boom, you'll have to take our word for it.)

There was a toilet float at the end of this tube before the race started. 
Fearing the float would fall off, it was replaced with a wee baby.

Don't piss this team off!  
(Moderator's note:  Go get 'em girls!)

A bit of harmless fun in the penalty area.

Judge Phil's nephew learns to spray paint as he assists Judge Phil with a penalty,
the perps get Fart spray painted on their car. 
Let's hope they've learned their lesson.

A spot of bother during Saturday's racing...

Alan decided to teach a daisy covered track barrier who was boss and received a couple of small dents in the process.

So the guys quickly went to work repairing it...

Then Patrick had a snack...

A short time and a few hammer swings later, good as new! 
Or as was said at the time, as good as it had been. 

The race continued and a new enterprise may have been born. 

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Happy St. Patrick's Day

 St. Patrick wishes you a safe and sane day!

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Friday, March 11, 2011

A quick update...

Since the blog hasn't been updated in a while, here are a few highlights from the last year or so.

The Faster Farms team made appearances at the Alameda Car Show ...

the Concours d'Lemons in Monterey...

and at the Mopar Alley Car Show and Swap Meet.

The Faster Farms Team Rubs Elbows With Celebrity!

Steve Sanders! THE Steve Sanders!
Ian Ziering and his team of Mazdarachi's were pit neighbors at last year's race and he was cool enough to pose for a pic.

Sears Pointless

Faster Farms will be hitting the track at the 24 Hours of Lemons' upcoming Sears Pointless event March 25-27th at Infineon Raceway. They may crack the top 30, you wouldn't want to miss that would ya? Go and support your local chickens!

And we're back!

We've shamefully ignored this blog and for this we sincerely apologize! But the good news is we've hired a sexy new assistant to work on this for us
so updates should start coming fast and furious. Or at least occasionally, we'll see how it goes.
All hail the return of the Chickens!

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Pimpin' The Tee Shirts.

A limited number of our fine, 100% cotton, team tee shirts are available on ebay.
Help us re-"coop" some of the money we foolishly threw at this crap can of a car. We probably won't be in either the Reno or Buttonwillow race, but we will be back at Thunderhill next year. Any money we make on this deal will be thrown back at the car.